Category: Theory of Names

Britney Spears’ middle name

To mark the arrival of Britney Spears’ arrival on the judges panel of X-Factor USA, we set ourselves the task of inventing 12 possible middle names for our All-American Princess of Pop.

So, driven by aspirations of creativity, beauty and memorable distinction, here’s the names we came up with-

Britney Miranda Spears

Britney Carmelleta Spears

Britney Lu Spears

Britney Wilson Spears

Britney Sugar Ray Spears

Britney Cassius Spears

Britney Cornelia Cole Spears

Britney Jude Spears

Britney Tyler Mu Spears

Britney Tiger May Spears

Britney Jagger Woo Spears

Britney Diamond G Spears.

So – what’s your favourite???

PS – By the way… her real middle name? Is, of course, Britney Jean Spears.

Drink Up!

Our two favourite drink-names from a recent trip to Edinburgh, had to be-

1. Iron barr bru (of course!)

2. Whittard (teas, hot chocolate, herbal drink etc)

So what’s you favourite drink-name tipple?

Competition

Your chance to win two complimentary places on our next Theory of Names workshop (or if you prefer, two hours one-to-one coaching)!

Using one of the case studies taken from our forthcoming e-book (see below), submit your four best name suggestions for the couple’s forthcoming arrival to-

info@theoryofnames.com before 12 October.

Good luck!!


Case Study 3 – The modern American Family

Marie Bac and James Watterson became a couple 18 months ago and are now expecting their first child.

Marie is a French artist/graphic designer, an only-child, born about 8 miles outside Biarritz. James, who was previously married, was born in Vancouver. His parents are inter-racial – Black and Caucasian, and he has three older brothers. James is a software developer with Opennet and they have just bought an apartment in West-side Manhattan.

James came across the Theory of Names on the net, read the e-book and they both did the half-day workshop during the week. They are really enthusiastic about using the ideas for naming their baby due in 6 weeks time. James has one son from his previous marriage – Tyler Be – so he is not averse to using exotic names although Marie prefers modern popular or classic names. To begin, they think about James’ surname, Watterson – which is a traditional Canadian name, although not very common.

What male and female name suggestions (2 + 2) do you have for Marie and James?

Benedict Cumberbatch – Beautiful Award Winner No. 5

Is there anything that Benedict Cumberbatch can’t do?

From iconic-genius Stephen Hawking to super-sleuth Sherlock, to Star Trek II villain to Smaug the Dragon (forthcoming Peter jackson’s Hobbit), to rumoured next Bond villain?

And of course, personal asset-holder of a magnificent, memorable name. Indeed, from a Theory of Names perspective, we view the name B.C. to have a feminine name-structure bias (adding to the mystery of the beguiling actor?).

Which of course leads us the compelling question – what are his middle name/s?

Answer – Timothy Carlton

Arise, then Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch – winner of our fifth beautiful award.

Friends, Phoebe and Theory of Names

We recently ran a poll in Rollercoaster.ie on the prettiest Friends’ character name.

The outcome was… (da da)

64% Phoebe Buffay
27% Rachel Green
9% Chandler Bing.

Is this further proof that not all names are equal? Or perhaps, as we believe, there is a science and art to beautiful, memorable names?

To celebrate, here is one of Phoebe’s best moments from the show, when she meets Mike’s parents-

So where does everyone summer?

Early Bird Offer – Workshop, 29 September

We’re off!

And we’re really excited about our next Theory of Names Workshop in Mount Merrion Community Centre on 29 September from 10.00am to 12.30pm. To mark the occasion, we are offering an early-bird registration price of €25 for the first 6 bookings (standard price €40).

In addition, to promote couple-based name design and creativity, partners come free.

During the course, there are lots of thought-provoking case studies and our usual celebrity-baby name challenge, of course, we devote lots of time to the serious of business of-

– the universal name-design principles which govern all beautiful names

– the differences in creating girls’ and boys names

– appropriate and inappropriate uses of exotic children names

– overcoming family and partner preferences for generational names or trendy names

– identifying lots of new beautiful name options for your children

– becoming the “name-coach” in your family or sets of friends

Whatever your motivation, whether your male or female, expecting-mummy-or granny, we want you to come.  And we’ll do our best to surprise, entertain and educate you.

Of course, if you have any questions about the programme, please don’t hesitate to drop us a line.

If the times or dates don’t suit you, contact us a line and we’ll work something out.

Alternatively, if you’re ready to book now you can pay using credit card at the button below

 

 

 

Thomas Andrews

Thomas who?

Those who attend the Theory of Names workshop will know we insist on learning from the greatest (and the worst) of inventors and architects, when it comes to designing beautiful, memorable names. Fresh from our recent visit to the outstanding Belfast Titanic Visitor Exhibition and Building (see above), we were reminded that Thomas Andrews was the ill-fated Chief Designer of SS Titanic.

Lessons for great design? How about – quality inputs + quality process = quality outputs.

Maybe a little better on quality process (particularly, step 8 of Theory of Names) might have been appropriate!

 

From Russia with love

Over the last few days, we have been preparing some flyers for our Theory of Names workshop in September.  As we did, we recalled that when we hear a beautiful name we smile.  A beautiful name engages people.  It makes them happy.  It might even make them like the person more (true?).

But we also recalled that an amazingly beautiful name  – especially, a beautiful female name – can provoke a feeling of awe and wonder.  Have you ever silently gone “wow” when you’ve heard an amazingly beautiful name?

We read an article in the English Independent newspaper earlier today on the rise of Russian fashion industry, and surprise, surprise, the so-called top 5 people in the sector, all have pretty amazing names- 

1. The designer and wife of Russian isurance billionaire, Ulyana Sergeenko (see picture above)

2. Irina Shayk, model girlfriend of Ronaldo, who also came up on our blog entry on Superwags

3. Anya Ziourova, stylist that has worked for Katy Perry, Eva Herzigova and Monica Bellucci

4. Miroslava Duma, founder and editor of digital fashion news journal Buro 24/7 and

5. Mikhall Urzhumtsev, CEO of Melon Fashion Group, Russia’s most successful fashion retailer.

So if you want to start a trend or a movement, maybe spend a few minutes getting the names right first?

What do you think? 

Joy

We think Joy is one of those beautiful classic, symbolic names we talk about in Theory of Names that is often overlooked (and under used).

When we did a search on it this morning, we only came up with the super-cute Hannah Joy Gosselin (see above) from the tv show “Kate plus eight.”

Surely there are more – do you know know any children called Joy?

Wags & Superwags

We observed with interest the article in the Sunday Times Style supplement of 24 June on the emergence of the SWAG (short for “Superwag”). The feature proposed the new breed of WAGS (“Wives And Girlfriends of Soccer players) were different – independent, successful, stylist, and single-minded. Those in the former catgeory may disagree with the distinction but we were struck with the beauty and memorability of the SWAG name (if fact, we wondered if it was necessary to have a beautful name to become one!) i.e.

Sara Carbonero – see picture above – (respected spanish sports journalist, girlfriend of Iker Castillas)

Tatiana Golovin (pro tennis player, girlfriend of Samir Nasri)

Sarah Brandner (German model, dates Bastian Schweinsteiger)

Christine Bleakley (tv persenter, girlfriend of Frank Lampard)

Shikira (popstar, girlfriend of Gerard Pique).

Indeed, we felt if having a beautiful name was a ticket for becoming part of this elite set, should the set not create a more beautiful name for themselves (Cougars, Aristocats etc.)?

For instance, how about the “PEMAPS” (Popstar Entrepreneur Model Athlete Partners of Soccer/Sports stars)??

What do you think – what name can you come up with?

No. 1 Baby Naming Trend

First, to be clear, we are not fans of lengthy discussions regarding baby naming trends and pop-polls on name popularity and name fashion. We understand why this happens and enjoy analysing underlying societal shifts and petterns but generally baby naming trends are not really our cup of tea (that’s why we developed Theory of Names).

That being said, we are aware of the one major cross-atlantic trend influencing both boys and girls names for at least the last three years – being the adoption of classic, 60’s vintage names (we call them “Power Flower” names). Take for instance, Bruce Willis’s “Mabel”, Charlotte Church’s “Ruby”, Lily Allen’s “Ethel Mary” and not forgetting the highly-popular middle-name “Rose” (including my own daughter).

Here’s some brief lists of some other Power Flower names we have observed recently, both Stateside and in UK/Ireland-

US Boys – Ricky, Jeff, Danny, Wayne, Randall, Lawrence, Curtis, Jay, Dean, Randy, Craig and Todd

US Girls – Lisa, Kimberly, Donna, Michelle, Deborah, Tammy, Pamela, Lori, Laura, Barbara, Angela, Tina, Melissa, Dawn, Kelly, Shirley and Melody

UK Boys – David, Robert, Mark, Richard, Steven, Charles, Daniel, Kenneth, Anthony, Gregory, Eric, George, Keith, Terry and Walter

UK Girls – Audrey, Elaine, April, Helen, Yvonne, Heather, Dorothy, Joanne, Gail, Rita, Ruth, Vera, Cynthia, Beatrice, Eleanor, Charlotte, Sandra, Peggie and Grace.

So what are your favourites? What names are missing?

The Book

On 12 October 2016, we proudly publish our very own debut e-book, “Theory of Names – the art and science of designing beautiful, memorable children’s names.” Formats for Kindle, iPad and mobile will be available.

In addition to the key concepts underpinning our theory, the e-book provides-

– English, American and Irish name alternatives, utlising the principles of Theory of Names

– Additional case studies, including the whole-family name concept, multi-cultural famialies etc.

– Additional formula and information for creating classical and exotic name options

– The number 1, post-millenium name-selection trend in UK and America

– Extensive name-design reading lists and suggested web-links.

For trade and personal enquiries pre-release, please drop us a line using the contact form below-